Hot to Trotsky

NOTICE:

ATTENTION ALL COMRADES.

The Dolandanian known as Benjamin, a.k.a. Joey Honey has been found gulity of the crime of treason against the Do Land state.


He has blatently allowed himself to develop feelings for a woman!! This pernicious emotionality has disrupted his contribution to the State for which we must Do Do Do!

His vile reactionary filth threatens to contaminate and sabotage the entire Do Land revolution, for which so many have spilt so much blood, a fact for which "Joey" undoubtedly feels little sorrow or patriotism (i.e. TRAITOR)

He has shown complete disregard for his responsiblities as a member of the vanguard in the fight against atavistic eros, i.e. "love". (i.e. ENEMY) He has repeatedly and willfully misrepresented (i.e. LIES) the precepts of New Love Thought and the writings of Brother Zane. He is an enemy of Zane! Zane is the People, and the People is Zane! Joey Honey is an enemy of the people, a vicious, hateful, destructive class-enemy, and an enemy of the children of the future!

He carries and distrubutes the most slanderous lies like a dog with fleas, and like a dog with fleas, he must be shot in the street, and then set on fire, and then run over by a tractor-trailer hauling an ICBM.

This is the only proper remedy in keeping with the interests of the People!

All Dolandians with knowledge of the whereabouts of this Joey Honey are commanded by order of our Dear Brother Zane to force him to post, by any means necessary.

YOU'RE GONNA DO IT FOR DO LAND!!