Maxxximum Exxxtreme Relationship Challenge!
Things getting boring at home?
Fix it. Follow these directions.
1. Google "Scully Mulder Erotic Fanfiction." You will get about tenteen jillion hits. They're stories. About sex. About the characters from X-Files having sex.
2. Pick a story at random. DO NOT READ IT. Copy and paste it into a text editor. Do a find and replace-- all instances of "Mulder" replace with your name. Similarly, replace "Scully" with your girlfriends name. STILL DO NOT READ IT.
3. Print it out.
4. Tell your girlfriend that you wrote something for her.
5. Give her the print out.
6. Cross your fingers and hope that no aliens or dead people were involved in the story.
7. Try to explain.
8. Try to laugh it off.
9. Tell her about this website.
10. Read the story you gave her.
11. Regret.
12. Thanks for playing Maxxximum Exxxtreme Relationship Challenge!
Fix it. Follow these directions.
1. Google "Scully Mulder Erotic Fanfiction." You will get about tenteen jillion hits. They're stories. About sex. About the characters from X-Files having sex.
2. Pick a story at random. DO NOT READ IT. Copy and paste it into a text editor. Do a find and replace-- all instances of "Mulder" replace with your name. Similarly, replace "Scully" with your girlfriends name. STILL DO NOT READ IT.
3. Print it out.
4. Tell your girlfriend that you wrote something for her.
5. Give her the print out.
6. Cross your fingers and hope that no aliens or dead people were involved in the story.
7. Try to explain.
8. Try to laugh it off.
9. Tell her about this website.
10. Read the story you gave her.
11. Regret.
12. Thanks for playing Maxxximum Exxxtreme Relationship Challenge!
posted by bgeorge77 at 10:44 AM
7 Comments:
Do you and Zane just pick a random day to be maximally hilarious on?
that was genius. Especially the hoping there were no aliens bit.
sorry guys, I tried to write something funny and witty like youse guys, and then ended up writing something so darkly disgusting that I had to preface it with a warning.
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If you are REALLY hardcore daring, you will do this exercise with a "Kirk/Spock" erotic story.
"Sweetie, I liked the story, but why do I have pointy ears and a throbbing love stick?"
Yeah, my deleted comment had suggested a Klingon version of your post.
I then grovelled on my knees to join your blog, but decided to make a post instead.
ben:
actually, looking up mulder scully erotic fanfiction, didn't get me links to any stories, but posts talking about stories.
It's not that easy...
Cib: Kirk/Spock or anything involving Jean-Claude Van Damme will get you a lot more hits than Scully/Moulder. It also may be helpful to spell "Moulder" like that, instead of how Ben spells it.
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